OMG so true!

repeating-serenity:

my little brother wrote about me for school and this was one of the sentences he wrote. im sobbing “my sister is my role model because she can watch 12 years worth of law and order in 3 months”

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rabioheab:

are there actually people out there who make their beds every morning or is that just a myth 

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only-watching-for-the-eyesex:

Olivia…fucking…Wilde

(Source: sexyyuglyy, via nanalew)

finalzidane-x:

The moment we all went through when we were introduced to Tumblr.

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percybby:

amenalcohol:

so accurate

i promised i was over with the yahoo posts bUT THIS IS SO ACCURATE I HAD TO REBLOG

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earthnation:

are you sure you’re sassy
are you sure not just an annoying piece of shit

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lcate:

*sells my virginity at a yard sale*

(via pizza)

(Source: wtfstyls, via pizza)

xthe-technical-lyoko-warriorx:

squiderpy:

squiderpy:

I forgot my name was “bitch I might be” on Skype and called a friend

I’m gonna cry if this keeps getting notes. Pleas not another 1k post.

ooc; HAHAHAHAHAHAH OHMYGOD.

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