unexpected pregnancy is actually so weird like you can accidentally make a person
I JUST SPAT OUT MY WATER
IF YOU ARE A FRESHMAN IN HIGH SCHOOL RIGHT NOW I ADVISE YOU TO DO YOUR BEST SERIOUSLY I THOUGHT HIGH SCHOOL WAS SUPPOSED TO BE FUN AND I DIDN’T DO SHIT AND NOW MY C’S ON MY FRESHMAN REPORT CARDS ARE KILLING ME IN MY COLLEGE APPS AND I WISH SOMEONE HAD TOLD ME TO DO BETTER SO PLEASE LISTEN TO ME IF YOU ARE A FRESHMAN GOOD GRADES ARE COOL
if you threw a pad or tampon into a crowd of boys they would probably all scream and it would be like that scene from monsters inc where george gets contaminated by a sock
"it’s just their opinion, you should respect that"
that opinion doesn’t respect me, that opinion keeps me from having rights, and that fucking opinion dehumanizes me
why the FUCK would i respect that
I hope Miss Claudette is okay.
Mom: Home in 5 minutes, hope you’ve taken the chicken out of the freezer
When a hot person comes up to you
“Hey your friend is cute”
funny story my 5th grade elementary school teacher was the one who figured out i had crazy bad adhd
i hope she’s doing well
THIS IS THE FUNINEST THING IVE EVER SEEN